Memoirs of a Hero

When I look back, down the memory lane I recall the years which I spend being with the crowd, then the years when I thought I was different from the crowd and the years when I finally realized that I was different.

But then I was always there as your savior. When you'll know me even you will agree that i was there when you were a kid, Iwas there when in school you made mockery of your friends and teacher, I was also a part of all your physics experiments. Kids love me but hot chicks envy me!!

I know you are baffled now and want to know who this modest old gentleman is. I will soon quench your curiosity...

Yes I am the same stick man who was your first human figure sketch, I am the same stick man who was always used to make some quick caricature of your teachers. In your physics experiment you hung me from an inclined plane and made me the pendulum ball. I know some over imaginative professors like K c Joseph called me with weird names and added on accessories on me like a helmet, long locks of hair, a hand bag and the list is countless. I felt so molested!! But it was on deadly day when he decided to cut my throat and take out all my blood and measure my bone weight...

I vowed then that I will never fall in hands of mad scientist. I was really happy being in the sweet memories of old parents who recalled when their child first drew that "MY FAMILY" sketch.. Life was so peaceful no more enemies only love and memories. Just then it so happened that a cute little girl sketched me in her drawing book and her mother's friend who was a model had a glimpse at me. She could not take her eyes off me. I also couldn't help blushing, never had a woman observed me with so much of lust and desire in her eyes. She was so desperately scanning me. And finally she told her friend "I want that". My fantasy were about to take a picture. Then she repeated "I want it that figure, all bones and no fat. Oh I envy that ugly stick man so much".

And the bitch in me got a wake up call and she just said "Good For you!!!".