Don't be shy my Buddy!!!

This one is for people who say they love and respect their country in a subtle manner!!!

So well, people you always pose out to be quite and silent sorts when it comes to loving your country. You want your name to be included in the lists of people who do good anonymously. But then, you do love yourself, your family, siblings and friends, don’t you. I am quite sure you won’t go around professing your love everyday to them. Nor would you stand in front of the mirror daily and say “I love you”. But when it is mommy’s birthday you will make sure that it is celebrated and she gets her gifts. All your actions will for sure make it clear that you are happy for her on her special day and that you love her. Even on your b’day you will be dressed the best, you throw a party and will let everyone get the hint that you are happy.

Then why do you shy away when it is a special day for your country. Don’t tell it every day. But when you get the chance don’t even miss saying it.

I am one who speaks out loud.

So here’s wishing you all HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY !!!

Memoirs of a Hero

When I look back, down the memory lane I recall the years which I spend being with the crowd, then the years when I thought I was different from the crowd and the years when I finally realized that I was different.

But then I was always there as your savior. When you'll know me even you will agree that i was there when you were a kid, Iwas there when in school you made mockery of your friends and teacher, I was also a part of all your physics experiments. Kids love me but hot chicks envy me!!

I know you are baffled now and want to know who this modest old gentleman is. I will soon quench your curiosity...

Yes I am the same stick man who was your first human figure sketch, I am the same stick man who was always used to make some quick caricature of your teachers. In your physics experiment you hung me from an inclined plane and made me the pendulum ball. I know some over imaginative professors like K c Joseph called me with weird names and added on accessories on me like a helmet, long locks of hair, a hand bag and the list is countless. I felt so molested!! But it was on deadly day when he decided to cut my throat and take out all my blood and measure my bone weight...

I vowed then that I will never fall in hands of mad scientist. I was really happy being in the sweet memories of old parents who recalled when their child first drew that "MY FAMILY" sketch.. Life was so peaceful no more enemies only love and memories. Just then it so happened that a cute little girl sketched me in her drawing book and her mother's friend who was a model had a glimpse at me. She could not take her eyes off me. I also couldn't help blushing, never had a woman observed me with so much of lust and desire in her eyes. She was so desperately scanning me. And finally she told her friend "I want that". My fantasy were about to take a picture. Then she repeated "I want it that figure, all bones and no fat. Oh I envy that ugly stick man so much".

And the bitch in me got a wake up call and she just said "Good For you!!!".

Two Mirrors have a same face!!!

This for people in general. Except my BF :-)
Who says your professional life is different from personal.
They have the same flow, may be the terminologies might differ, but the flow of action and thoughts are so similar.
For that instance falling in love and finding a job are so similar.
And yet one comes under professional and the other in personal.
They both start with attraction, followed by a few rejections.
And finally the most awaited part come you finally get one.
You are happy, you celebrate.
Some people feel good for you and some envy you.
The first year is probation, wherein you are getting trained. In the job you are a trainee and in relationship as of now you are “JUST GOOD FRIENDS". You give your best shot to all the assignments. You are true to all your deadliness, in your job and on all your dates.
And hence passes the first year, and finally its the moment you have dreamt of you are now entitled for the company's payroll and in your love life you are now the official boy/ girl friend. And strangely one fine day you start getting hints that your freedom is invaded. The understanding and the contracts are just some emotions and papers lying in some isolated corner of your partner's mind (if they have one) and in your bosses drawers (again if they have one, cost cutting you see!!).
Suddenly your dream is a nightmare and you want to break free. You just want to relive the days where you were jobless and single.
But then something holds you back it's the desire for money and love.
You live in this confusion for quite some time.
And finally, after a lot of counseling you decide to file the papers for resignation and kiss your partner good bye.
Just when you are about to say/submit the same, pop comes the offer of promotion.
You are promoted as a manager!!! Woopie..
Will you marry me!! (sob sob of course)

And there you go again!!!